Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funnies. Show all posts
Monday, May 23, 2011
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
You Know What I Hate?
When you have a great blogpost, but you get distracted before you save it and it's lost forever! That happened to me and it sucks!!!!! Back to the drawing board.
Until Next Time!
Until Next Time!
Thursday, November 05, 2009
New Website Alert...
I've lamented for a long time about how lots of people (me included) think all Christians are uptight with no sense of humor...luckily I happen to be surrounded by some very funny, laid back (and some are VERY VERY LIBERAL) Christians!
Well I found a new website by a Christian who actually speaks at conventions but is REALLY funny! Every time I read it I bust up Laughing Out Loud (or lol in text)! I enjoy the site so much that I have to give it a short out! It's
www.stuffchristianslike.net
What's even more funny is if you happen to type in .com instead of .net you get the website of a Chevy dealership! Didn't know Christians liked Chevy's that much! Anyway, check it out it's funny, it'll make you laugh! And if you've grown up in church, worked behind the scenes, are a P.K. or just show up on Sundays and hide in the back you'll find something on here that you'll relate to!
Also, I'd like to give a shout out to www.tebowseyeblack.com for posting something from stuff Christians like...that's how I found it!
Until Next Time...
Well I found a new website by a Christian who actually speaks at conventions but is REALLY funny! Every time I read it I bust up Laughing Out Loud (or lol in text)! I enjoy the site so much that I have to give it a short out! It's
www.stuffchristianslike.net
What's even more funny is if you happen to type in .com instead of .net you get the website of a Chevy dealership! Didn't know Christians liked Chevy's that much! Anyway, check it out it's funny, it'll make you laugh! And if you've grown up in church, worked behind the scenes, are a P.K. or just show up on Sundays and hide in the back you'll find something on here that you'll relate to!
Also, I'd like to give a shout out to www.tebowseyeblack.com for posting something from stuff Christians like...that's how I found it!
Until Next Time...
Friday, July 31, 2009
He held up his fingers
We were in the drive thru at In n Out the other night having a grand ole time waiting to order. When I looked up to see the guy ordering in front of us suddenly hold up a two (with his fingers)! First he held his hand up toward the speaker, then toward the menu, I guess he thought there was a camera there reading the amount of food he wanted. It was quite funny and my mom and I had a great laugh.
He held up a two....classic!
He held up a two....classic!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Random
So Lindsay got dumped by the girl she never actually confirmed she was dating, but her sister still doesn't think she's a lesbian...I just think she needs a sandwich!
Tom Cruise..still crazy
Britney is still crazy too, but at least it's not scary anymore, it's kind of funny.
I really like our first lady and the way she dresses.
Even though things change, they always stay the same.
the swine flu isn't actually from swine (at least that's what the chick on GMA said)
Louis Black makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch the same special.
I can't figure out way country music is getting better and everything else still sucks!
I don't understand why they would push Harry Potter back 8 months then move it forward two days....just leave it alone already!
Tahmoh Penikett (just look him up)
Bradley Cooper barely covered by a sheet in He's Just Not that in to You.
Boys are nuts!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The Round Up
Okay, so there's lots of stuff going on in the world of celebrity and I've been slowing giving up reading about celebrities and their craziness...but there are a few comments I'd like to make... so here we go...
I'm glad Britney is trying to get her stuff together, but the girl CAN'T drive...I guess we should be happy the kids weren't in the car this time.
Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon....hummm, why? No really...can anyone tell me why?
Tom Cruise is still crazy...Katie we need to break her out of prison!
New Kids On The Block will being "HANGIN TOUGH" in a city near you soon. Dude, if I had the money I'd so be there (I wonder if my parents would buy me tickets like they did when I was younger?)
Two words.....James McAvoy
Angelina and Brad are having twins....and she's in a movie this summer with the guy above.
Humm, is it just me or are the Lakers good this year?
Why So Serious? Are you gonna go see it? are ya?
Why is Lauren Conrad famous? Just wondering
Tons of bands are giving away their music for free, now Metallica is thinking about doing the same thing with their next album...what? are these the same guys who sued Napster because their music was being downloaded for FREE? Pot/Kettle!
Amy Winehouse, great talent, I pray that she has people around her who can get control of her like Britney's peeps did. It's so sad to see her wasting away.
NEWS FLASH: Tom Cruise is still CRAZY!
And finally Girls Allowed is on tour, everywhere but here, but they don't release their music in the US, they need to though...our music here sucks...we have to wait years for anything good to come out. And I've pretty much given up on radio. If I hear another "drop yo booty to the flo" "your sexy, take off yo drawls" record, I'm gonna to be very angry!
Tune in next time when we discuss, the craziness of Tom Cruise!
I'm glad Britney is trying to get her stuff together, but the girl CAN'T drive...I guess we should be happy the kids weren't in the car this time.
Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon....hummm, why? No really...can anyone tell me why?
Tom Cruise is still crazy...Katie we need to break her out of prison!
New Kids On The Block will being "HANGIN TOUGH" in a city near you soon. Dude, if I had the money I'd so be there (I wonder if my parents would buy me tickets like they did when I was younger?)
Two words.....James McAvoy
Angelina and Brad are having twins....and she's in a movie this summer with the guy above.
Humm, is it just me or are the Lakers good this year?
Why So Serious? Are you gonna go see it? are ya?
Why is Lauren Conrad famous? Just wondering
Tons of bands are giving away their music for free, now Metallica is thinking about doing the same thing with their next album...what? are these the same guys who sued Napster because their music was being downloaded for FREE? Pot/Kettle!
Amy Winehouse, great talent, I pray that she has people around her who can get control of her like Britney's peeps did. It's so sad to see her wasting away.
NEWS FLASH: Tom Cruise is still CRAZY!
And finally Girls Allowed is on tour, everywhere but here, but they don't release their music in the US, they need to though...our music here sucks...we have to wait years for anything good to come out. And I've pretty much given up on radio. If I hear another "drop yo booty to the flo" "your sexy, take off yo drawls" record, I'm gonna to be very angry!
Tune in next time when we discuss, the craziness of Tom Cruise!
Friday, July 27, 2007
bbc america
So, it's been so long since I've written, so far I have told you about my new boy, my new husband, sent a shout out to my NASCAR man and told you about my music, books and movie. So what do I have left. Well just some random musings....let's get started!
Brittney Spears is CRAZY and sadly maybe her kids should be taken from her.
I feel sorry for Lindsey Lohan. No one has ever told her no, in fact they have probably all told her it's okay, because she's young famous and pretty. oh yeah, and her dad is crazy, but has anyone taken a look at her mom and seen how she's using ALL of her children (not just her eldest) to further her career? I think Linds needs a hug, a real one from someone who's not going to use her to get what they want.
Someone slap Nicole Richie with a sandwich!
Tom Cruise is scary.
Ringing Bros. and Barnum and Bailey's circus is the Greatest Show on Earth.
Kobe should be traded and Michael Vick should be put in jail and made to fight guys twice his size everyday single day, while the guards beat him with batons and dogs watch.
I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny!
There is no need for David Beckham to play any football, he can just stand in the middle of the field with his shirt off and I'll be happy.
I am addicted to BBC America, I love Footballer's Wives, and MI-5..
My Bologna has a fist name it's O-S-C-A-R
My Bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-ER
I love to eat it every day and if you ask me way I'll say....
You other's brother can't deny, cause when I girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung!
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Have a good weekend everyone!
Brittney Spears is CRAZY and sadly maybe her kids should be taken from her.
I feel sorry for Lindsey Lohan. No one has ever told her no, in fact they have probably all told her it's okay, because she's young famous and pretty. oh yeah, and her dad is crazy, but has anyone taken a look at her mom and seen how she's using ALL of her children (not just her eldest) to further her career? I think Linds needs a hug, a real one from someone who's not going to use her to get what they want.
Someone slap Nicole Richie with a sandwich!
Tom Cruise is scary.
Ringing Bros. and Barnum and Bailey's circus is the Greatest Show on Earth.
Kobe should be traded and Michael Vick should be put in jail and made to fight guys twice his size everyday single day, while the guards beat him with batons and dogs watch.
I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny!
There is no need for David Beckham to play any football, he can just stand in the middle of the field with his shirt off and I'll be happy.
I am addicted to BBC America, I love Footballer's Wives, and MI-5..
My Bologna has a fist name it's O-S-C-A-R
My Bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-ER
I love to eat it every day and if you ask me way I'll say....
You other's brother can't deny, cause when I girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung!
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Have a good weekend everyone!
Monday, February 19, 2007
Britney
has lost her mind, I think we should all pray for the saftey of her children.
oh yeah and by the way, congratulations to Kevin Harvick for stealing the Daytona 500 from Mark Martin...don't worry I'm not britter...okay maybe a little
oh yeah and by the way, congratulations to Kevin Harvick for stealing the Daytona 500 from Mark Martin...don't worry I'm not britter...okay maybe a little
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